Office Quotes

Here are my favorite quotes from The Office: Fun Run episode.

Michael: "I am running fast. I'm like Forrest Gump. Except, I am not an idiot."



Michael: "It happened on company property with company property so....double jepordy, we are fine."
Ryan: "I don't....I don't think you understand the meaning of double jepordy."
Michael: "Oh sorry, What Is We're Fine."



Michael: "Meridith was hit with a car. We took her to the hospital and the doctors did the best they could................and she is going to be okay."



Jim: "One day Michael came into the office complaining about a speed bump on the highway (pause with a distant look on face).....I wonder who he hit then."



Michael: "I'm not superstitious but I'm a little 'stitious."



Dwight: "With the power we are using to keep Meridith alive, we could power a small fan for two days. You tell me what's unethical!"